E-Book Eclectic vs. Book Brown for President

Hello dear constituents! I think America is ready for the next big thing. So will you vote for E-Book Brown or will you vote for me? 

To help me campaign just post your thoughts: 

2. What would an E-book (Eclectic) say to a book if they were running for office against each other?

To get some ideas you might go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-book#History

(For the "game rules" see the first post =) May the cleverest person win ;)
I'f you're having trouble posting your thoughts here, please visit my "public figure" Facebook page under "E-Book Eclectic" and "Like" me, then you can post. Thank you!